Yoda and I went to the flicks last weekend. It was a primarily forgettable film – Hot Tub Time Machine – but it was okay. People have been complaining about the prices they pay for food and drink at cinemas for years. But last weekend I experienced the ultimate rip off from Hoyts Cinema. Whatever [...]
I have found the ultimate T-Shirt
I sooooooooooo want this T-Shirt!!!!
F*cking F*cebook!
Bloody Facebook! FaceAche I call it. Because it is a pain. A pain in the arse. You cannot have a sensible conversation with anyone thesedays without the bloody ‘f’ word coming into it. Lesbian weddings, going away drinks, a normal day at work….it’s always bloody Facebook, Facebook, Facebook. I say f*ck off Facebook! I can’t [...]
How about a nice big cup of BORING BALLAD?
“Barfing (known medically as emesis and informally as throwing up and a number of other terms) is the forceful expulsion of the contents of one’s stomach through the mouth and sometimes the nose. Barfing may result from many causes, ranging from gastritis or poisoning to brain tumors, or elevated intracranial pressure. The feeling that one [...]
Pauline is leaving Australia…
Oh dear, Pauline Hanson is leaving Australia and moving to the U.K. “CONTROVERSIAL political figure Pauline Hanson has decided to leave Australia for good in search of a more peaceful life.The former One Nation leader has revealed to Woman’s Day magazine that she is selling her Queensland home and moving to the UK. “I’m going [...]
Avoiding Katy Perry
Ever since singer Katy Perry sued Australian fashion designer Katie Perry, she’s been on my ‘people I’d most like to see burned at the stake’ list. If you don’t remember the story, Katy Perry (the slag singer from the U.S.) sued Katie Perry, a fasion designer just because she had the same name. Two facts [...]
Nej! Nej! Nej! Too bloody hot!
I’m gonna be so bloody hot today I’ll be screaming in Swedish! (“Nej!” meaning “No!” in Swedish.) “Jag tycker inte om väder!” Inte glad Jan!
Caesars at The Clarence Hotel, Petersham: A half-arsed shambles
I went to the Clarence Hotel at Petersham last night to see if their revival of the legendary ‘Caesars’ was any better than the shambles it was on opening night. On opening night I went along very excited that Caesars was back and also that finally there was Gay venue for regular Gays in the [...]
I hate Dendy Opera Quays so much it’s like flames on the side of my face
Last weekend’s Nordic Film Festival in Sydney was completely ruined by the absolutely disgusting and unprofessional performance of Dendy Opera Quays cinema. I have not been able to write about this – or anything else – since then because I have been so angry, so violently angry that I was afraid of what I would [...]
Hey, Hey Harry Connick Junior…piss off home!
A B-Grade actor. A C-Grade Frank Sinatra impersonator. Yes, it’s America’s Cultural Advisor to Australia, Harry ‘Mammy’ Connick Junior. Harry, here’s a tip: the day Australia needs race relations advice from you, it will be a cold day in hell. Now do us Aussies a favour and catch the next plane back to America.
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