How to Tell if a Guy is Circumcised From Across a Bar

This is hilarious. Of course it isn’t very accurate – it assumes all circumcised guys must be Jewish. In Australia and America at least that is not true. And if only it were this easy I’d be out at bars every night! —————————————- How to Tell if a Guy is Circumcised From Across a Bar [...]

It’s just not right

This is what website catchoftheday.com.au are advertising. iBoobs. Described thusly… ‘Relaxation, music and boobs. What more do you want? Not all of us have an available bosom in our lives though. Whether your girlfriend is away or you just don’t have one, just rest your head on iBoobs and all will be right with the [...]

The Horse Shack

I have been stuck for two days staying in a wooden cabin on a horse ranch in Nowheresville, Sweden. Our road trip through Sweden was heading towards the biggest department store in Scandinavia – in a dinky little faux-town called Ullared. Famous only for this megastore, it attracts people from all over Scandinavia and Germany. [...]

Home video footage of JudgeG & Yoda

Something nice and personal…as we prepare to embark on an overseas adventure, I thought it might be nice to share some private home video footage of myself and my best friend Yoda.

See the problem is this: Your 90s wasn’t my 90s

You were off listening to mostly American crap either on the American or Australian charts while I was obsessing over the fabulous pop music flooding the UK charts. Each week I’d listen to ‘UK Chart Attack’ on Sydney radio and buy the latest air-freighted copy of ‘Smash Hits’ from HMV in Pitt Street Mall. Then [...]

Go flat you bastard! (Nokia E63)

Let me give you some background. My last phone was the disastrously thought out and crappily executed LG U310. Prior to that I had an LG U300 which was almost as good as sex. It broke in half one day (I cried). I rushed to the 3 Shop and foolishly purchased the U310 the same [...]

Stairway to Gilligan’s Island

You wouldn’t be dead for quids, would you? Stairway to Heaven meets Gilligan’s Island. And I wasn’t even looking for it. I was looking for information about upgrading RAM in an eee PC. God YouTube can be so amazing sometimes.

Boy oh boy it’s a Lincoln toy!

When you’re a Channel 7 star you can do anything.

Thank God I’m A Man

Dedicated to all great Australian sportsmen (including Ian Thorpe)

Hmmmm…which one?

Dilemma: I was going to IKEA to get one of the items below but I can’t remember which one.

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