Look who’s back!

it was a nice surprise to see him at my local supermarket this week. Surrounded by hundreds of packets of “chippies”. The famous Gobbledok seems to be making a return to Smiths Chips advertising. And about time. I love the Gobbledok. He likes chippie, chippie, chippies even more than I do! “The Gobbledok is a [...]

En Enda Röst

I bought this song many years ago in a second hand record shop in Sweden. I played it a lot even though I had no idea what the lyrics were about, let alone the title of the song. I later found out it is called something like “A Single Voice” and that it was a [...]

The Bird Dance/Chicken Dance

I dedicate this to my Dad who used to torture Yoda with this song on the car cassette player every time we had to pick up/drive him somewhere. It became a running joke, every time Yoda got in the car, Dad would have the song ready for him. Yoda hates this song with a vengeance!

South Park Facebook episode

This is a portion of South Park’s “Facebook” episode. It manages to cover quite a bit of what I loathe about F*Book in just a few minutes!

Not my birthday

I’m barely out of bed this morning and someone just rang me and started singing happy birthday to me and then hung up. It’s not my birthday. It’s going to be one of those days, isn’t it?

You couldn’t make this stuff up…

Seriously, you couldn’t make this sh*t up if you tried. The graphic above is an actual screenshot of the top searches that bring people to this website. I swear, of all the things I’ve written on www.thebestjudge.com, it is Matt Mitcham and the doodles that remain at the top of the list. Well, the world [...]

I have found the ultimate T-Shirt

I sooooooooooo want this T-Shirt!!!!

F*cking F*cebook!

Bloody Facebook! FaceAche I call it. Because it is a pain. A pain in the arse. You cannot have a sensible conversation with anyone thesedays without the bloody ‘f’ word coming into it. Lesbian weddings, going away drinks, a normal day at work….it’s always bloody Facebook, Facebook, Facebook. I say f*ck off Facebook! I can’t [...]

Ticked off Trannies with Knives: Transploitation

Oh this looks fabulous….I can’t want to see it. Trannies fight back!!! A group of transgender women are violently beaten and left for dead. After regaining their consciousness the violated vixens turn deadly divas and with their new-found confidence and courage, slice their way to vengeance. “Excuse me, am I in your way?” “”No” “”Well [...]

Woodpeckers from Space

Yes, I own this record. It was on a 4 track 12″ single/EP I bought which also included Dynasty’s Stephen Carrington (Al Corley) singing “Square Rooms”. But it was “Woodpeckers from Space” that made me do a double-take. Was this a real song? Was it a piss-take? Well here we are a couple of decades [...]

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